I’ve been examining a correlation
Between eating cereal and levels of inebriation.
The sole purpose of these trivial observations
Is only to legitimise the following statement
I don’t get out much, but if I did, I would probably eat cereal
I don’t get out much, but if I did, I would probably eat cereal
A corollary, another observation
Is that some cereals seem to have an age attached to them
Like Dave says that Special K’s emasculating, yeah
But you know that it’s only targeted at middle age ladies
It’s 7:23am so grab your spoon and bowl
There’s nothing to be afraid of, there are no hot plates involved
We began fearing this feeling a long time ago, in prehistory, still you know
I’ve been examining, woah
Between eating cereal, eating cereal no
I’ve been examining a correlation
Between eating cereal, eating cereal no.
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